I was actually going to try to avoid the meme path today. But the post I want to write needs some thinking and doing real work on.
Until then I hope this will entertain you.
My roommate and I once: Ordered pizza. Life on the edge baby!
Never in my life have I: Done heroin.
High school was: Unpleasant.
When I’m nervous: I fidget and want to smoke.
My hair: Is in need of help badly. Really. It needs saving.
When I was 5: I was 5? I don’t remember that. I must have been drunk.
When I turn my head left: I should turn right.
I should be: Living in France with a young painter named Pierre.
By this time next year: I should still be recovering from all the carbs and booze from BlogHer.
My favorite aunt is: Jennie.
I have a hard time understanding: Mean stupid people and why the items I like go on sale the week after I do my shopping.
You know I like you if: I harass you horribly. Of course this is in person. Online if I have you on MySpace or Facebook I like you. I really really like you!
My ideal breakfast is: At 1PM.
If you visit my home town: There is no reason to do this. But if you must we have these waterfalls that people seem to enjoy.
If you spend the night at my house: Bring headphones. It gets kinda loud around these parts.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: Naked Mole-Rats of course. Duh.
I shouldn’t have been: Mean spirited all those times when I was just that.
Last night I: Slept my ass off after I ate cookies!
A better name for me would be: Peebo. It’s just fun to say!
I’ve been told I look like: It’s not polite to use that kind of language in public.
If I could have any car, it would be: Jag.