Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Post Where I Hate Everything and Wonder Why I Watch TV in the First Place

I’ve been edgy and irritable for about two weeks now. And it’s not as much fun as it sounds. It makes my happies not so happy and my non-happies even non-happier. You know what I mean.

For instance, I love the skating during the Olympics. And this year they are showing more of it than the last year. So I am liking that.

I was thrilled for Evan Lysacek’s win. He really did a beautiful job, despite Plushenko’s bad attitude. And what the heck was that routine Mr. Icandoaquad? Did you really plan that? On purpose? Wow.

Then there was Johnny Weir, who I think was just robbed. He was amazing. And apparently the only thing his performance lacked was him falling on his butt and sliding five feet across the ice.  I thought that it would be a bad idea to include it. Interestingly, a lot of the skaters felt very differently. Damn you Johnny for landing your jumps! What were you thinking?!

And who else is sick to death of Kevin Smith and his to big for an airplane butt? You are overweight. You know you are overweight. Stop whining and step away from the TimBits.

Personally I would have had him removed based on Jersey Girl and Clerks 2, but that’s me.

Also, I just want to say that you don’t see me pissing and moaning every time a can or box falls on my head while I try to get something off the eight foot high shelves at the grocery store do you?
And believe me, when you get knocked in the noggin with a can of chick peas you don’t feel like having tea and scones with the designer of those evil shelves.

Oh no you don’t.

Grow-up.

But I don’t want to dwell on these. They will pass. So will my irritability and the lump on my head.

I did stumble on this in my player. I’d forgotten how much I like it and it makes me feel just a little better. So what are you waiting for?

Play.

Enjoy from the barrel:

 

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